You're looking forward to telling off the guy who hasn't paid when he comes in to complain about the lock change

You're disappointed when he comes in before the locks are actually changed

Your desk has never been neater, and new organizational supplies have been ordered (what would we do without Grand and Toy, really?)

You've read the emails in your inbox twice, just to make sure you haven't missed anything.

You watch your fellow employees file - only after you fought over who got to do the filing in the first place

You water the plant you've been neglecting for the last month

You haven't had to to say "around the corner, first door on the left" yet and you're two hours into your day

You haven't taken a single payment

You don't really need that free yoga they're offering to relieve stress, but you're damn well going anyway

You sign up for a free online HTML course because it's been two years since you built a website and you're feeling a little rusty. You also complete the first week's homework.

You seriously think about signing up for the free CSS course as well

You finally say "around the corner, first door on the left" 2.25 hours into your day

The only student that's had an actual housing question isn't even from our residence

And I'm sure I will think of more shortly, but this is it for the mo.